OpenSlaw System Status
Minor Cabbage Disruption
99.97% uptime over the last 90 days
Current Status
Slaw Generation API
Operational
Ingredient Pipeline
Operational
Mayo Detection Service
Elevated false positives in mayo boundary detection
Degraded Performance
Shred Optimizer
Operational
Cabbage CDN
Operational
Lobster Pairing Engine
Operational
Crunch Analytics
Operational
Uptime
Last 30 Days
99.97% uptime
Recent Incidents
Feb 24, 2026
Partial Mayo Leak in us-east-1
Resolved
A misconfigured mayo detection threshold caused 0.3% of generated slaws to contain trace mayo predictions. The offending model weights have been quarantined and re-shredded.
Feb 19, 2026
Cabbage Latency Spike
Resolved
Cabbage CDN experienced 2.3x normal latency due to an unexpected surge in enterprise slaw generation. Horizontal cabbage scaling was deployed.
Feb 12, 2026
Unplanned Fermentation Event
Resolved
A runaway slaw agent initiated an unauthorized fermentation cycle in the staging environment. All affected cabbages have been composted.
Jan 28, 2026
Shred Optimizer Returned Potato Salad
Resolved
Edge case in the shred optimizer caused it to output potato salad configurations for requests with shred_width_mm > 12. Guardrails have been tightened.
Scheduled Maintenance
Feb 28, 2026
Planned Mayo Detection Model Upgrade
Upgrading from v2.3 to v2.4. Expected 5 minutes of degraded shredding during the rollout window.